Sunday, January 19, 2020

ISSUE 23 (Vol3)

23!!!! The number of all mysteries!
Now before you go on, this issue is NSFW - you been warninged.

Big things happen: we say hello to Sheri, our newest Angel, and goodbye to Julie. Sheri's main concern is not getting guillotined, which may be some weird reference to ... nah, it actually refers to getting guillotined, for reals. Has the Real Julie achieved her mission - whatever that was? You decide. And we continue Claire's captivating catastrophic crusade against ... herself? Against... YOU?!

ENJOY!



to be continued...



THE END



to be continued...


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Sunday, January 12, 2020

ISSUE 22 (Vol3.) HERE WE GO

OH BOY!
Julie's bizarre battles with God AND the Devil continue (or whatever), whilst poor Sarah's journey comes to an end when she loses her head. Not to worry - next week we introduce Sheri - who's primary interest is also not losing her head!












THE END!!!






Is Claire really an agent of the Sumerian God, Marduk? How should I know!



And since them last three pages are actually a triptych, here it be:

Your next tattoo! I dare you!

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Sunday, January 5, 2020

ISSUE 21 - READ IT HERE

Hello everyone!
So here we go with Vol 3, the final volume in this series, containing issues 21 - 28.
In this volume we will wrap up the adventures of Sarah, Julie, Claire and we'll meet a new Angel named Sheri.
As per usual, I ask that you help spread the word about this fandadatastic work - thanks!

ISSUE 21 - Enjoy!




to be continued...



to be continued...



to be continued...

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Sunday, December 29, 2019

Nearly done now...

Sooooo - The Micturating Angel is coming to an end.
I've finished making the last pages - I'm just cleaning them up now in Photoshop and editing the dialogue, and once that's done I will be launching Vol 3. You will read it here first! Then there will be the book version of course.
And then - IT'LL ALL BE OVER AND DONE WITH!!!
No mores!
Seven years of collaging wrapped up nice n'neat.

I've been posting some behind-the-scenes photos on the facebook site [HERE], but the actual comic will be posted here of course.
And don't forget, Vol 1 and 2 are available from lulu.com [HERE], or you can buy a T-shirt/ print/ sticker, etc from the redbubble store [HERE]- why wouldn't you? RIGHT?!
(Oh man, and the cartoon - if you've not seen the cartoon yet - get ye [HERE] right now!!!)

SEVEN YEARS!!!!

yowza


shut up, you KNOW they can hold a tune

Monday, November 11, 2019

Featured on SURREALISMTODAY.COM

Friends!
Go forth and check out the Angels and myself here:

https://surrealismtoday.com/gadzooxtian/

Fantastic!
Here, have a screenshot:

I yem feymoose!!!


It's a lovely website dedicated to all things surreal and contemporary-surreal (as per the title). I'm in good company - and thanks to Mr.Jay for making this happen!


Wednesday, September 4, 2019

A statement(?) in case you're wondering...

I've added this statement(?) to the website as well, it is part of a submission of the the Angel to another art site.

On the website: http://gadzooxtian.com/angel.html



...too arty for comic book lovers, too comic booky for art lovers

Do you like comics? So do I. Marvel? Hell no! Okay we’re gonna be friends then.

This is not an “artist statement” - that will come some other time. This is an introduction to The Micturating Angel. A spiel. A sales-pitch. But not an explanation – maybe an excuse? A necessary use of words to explain images that have already said all they can?

Do you like comics? I mean REAL comics, like Charles Burns’ stuff, or Druillet’s or Kago Shintaro or Nihei Tsutomu? Or The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman?

Right.

But what about weird stuff by the original Surrealists and the Dadas? Are you familiar with Max Ernst’s collage novels or Gilliam’s animations from Monty Python? What about free jazz, avant garde music and the writings of William Burroughs? The (good) films of David Lynch? Those books from the 90s put out by V.Vale, the REsearch books? You familiar with the æsthetics of early industrial music culture or with the visuals of punk underground collages and photocopy art?

Am I laying this on too thick?

You wanted a statement, an introduction, so a schooling you’re gonna get, son.

Right. We’ve established the basics, so meet The Micturating Angel, the Naked Lunch of comic books! I unashamedly call it a comic, ‘graphic novels’ are for pretentious twats. But its a comic with a fatal flaw: too arty for comic book lovers, too comic booky for art lovers – where do you draw the line?

Why even draw it? (And why even draw a comic in the first place? Why not collage it?)

I grew up in Eastern Europe, pre-Fall-of-Communism, so my background is a little different from yours. I read mostly French comics translated into Magyar, I read nonsense literature from Germany and local writers and science books (never became an astronaut though). Emigration was a grand adventure and high school was a ridiculous shock: all the beauty of learning coupled with everyone hammering a round peg into a square whole.

Squares man. They can be so beautiful when they’re not people.

Like the panels of a comic book. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

In high school I invented surrealist writing – not being aware of its well-established existence. It saved my brain for greater things. Eventually I met some actual surrealists, some actual poets and artists and some actual interesting life.

And here we are today – and I’d like you to meet my children – The Micturating Angels (there’s more than one).

Q: What does “micturating” mean?
A: Pissing.
Q: Wut?
A: It’s all you get.

A surreal collage art-comic series seven years in the making (and counting). Somewhere between 2ooo – 3ooo collages in total, including the guest stars, the Secret Chiefs (guys in charge of this here Cosmos). Unravelling the adventures and sanity levels of young girls against their captive, oppressive world (is this a feminist comic? I don’t know…). Young girls against crappy old men and institutions, religious zealots, ignorance vs. science, freaks!

Drawing on source materials ranging from hardware catalogues to religious imagery to medical illustrations, alchemical instructions, furniture assembly instructions, “dirty” comics, mangas, giallos, and cannibalistic self-re-absorbtions, the Necronomicon (containing not all but most of the sigils of the “Fifty Sacred Names of Marduk”), engineer’s manuals and mathematical formulæ

do you still like comic books?

Then you’ll love this one! Playing with the conventions of comics to create striking visuals, adventures revealed through non-linear story-telling and complete non-sense dialogue – yes, the words are a red herring – The Micturating Angel is a unique comic that will never be understood by anyone – and that makes it an enduring mystery, I hope. (Aren’t questions better than answers? No they’re not. But Bigfoot is more interesting when you DON’T know that it’s just mountain-lion footprints.)

And there it is. My seven year Grand Opus, unlike its predecessors (all the other books I’ve made), and a never to be repeated exercise by me. And I WANT you to enjoy it! I really do, I want you to look beyond the confusion, I want you to stop trying to make sense of it and revel in what it actually IS: an ever-shifting series of nightmares laid out like the storyboard of a Hollywood blockbuster that will never be made.

Welcome aboard. I hope you like THIS comic.

Xtian, 2019

I LOVE your collage work! It is VERY surreal… your comics are great! … Good luck with your project!”
Rev.Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius

“… a very original comic...”
Surrealismo Internacional



Thursday, July 25, 2019

Volume 2 front cover


It is weirder than Vol 1 - and Vol 3 will be even weirder!

Volume 2 - 1o6 pages - 1ooo collages - lulu.com/gadzooxtian 
"I LOVE your collage work! It is VERY surreal... your comics are great!", Rev. Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius
"...a very original comic...", Surrealismo Internacional