Sunday, December 29, 2019

Nearly done now...

Sooooo - The Micturating Angel is coming to an end.
I've finished making the last pages - I'm just cleaning them up now in Photoshop and editing the dialogue, and once that's done I will be launching Vol 3. You will read it here first! Then there will be the book version of course.
And then - IT'LL ALL BE OVER AND DONE WITH!!!
No mores!
Seven years of collaging wrapped up nice n'neat.

I've been posting some behind-the-scenes photos on the facebook site [HERE], but the actual comic will be posted here of course.
And don't forget, Vol 1 and 2 are available from lulu.com [HERE], or you can buy a T-shirt/ print/ sticker, etc from the redbubble store [HERE]- why wouldn't you? RIGHT?!
(Oh man, and the cartoon - if you've not seen the cartoon yet - get ye [HERE] right now!!!)

SEVEN YEARS!!!!

yowza


shut up, you KNOW they can hold a tune

Monday, November 11, 2019

Featured on SURREALISMTODAY.COM

Friends!
Go forth and check out the Angels and myself here:

https://surrealismtoday.com/gadzooxtian/

Fantastic!
Here, have a screenshot:

I yem feymoose!!!


It's a lovely website dedicated to all things surreal and contemporary-surreal (as per the title). I'm in good company - and thanks to Mr.Jay for making this happen!


Wednesday, September 4, 2019

A statement(?) in case you're wondering...

I've added this statement(?) to the website as well, it is part of a submission of the the Angel to another art site.

On the website: http://gadzooxtian.com/angel.html



...too arty for comic book lovers, too comic booky for art lovers

Do you like comics? So do I. Marvel? Hell no! Okay we’re gonna be friends then.

This is not an “artist statement” - that will come some other time. This is an introduction to The Micturating Angel. A spiel. A sales-pitch. But not an explanation – maybe an excuse? A necessary use of words to explain images that have already said all they can?

Do you like comics? I mean REAL comics, like Charles Burns’ stuff, or Druillet’s or Kago Shintaro or Nihei Tsutomu? Or The Sandman series by Neil Gaiman?

Right.

But what about weird stuff by the original Surrealists and the Dadas? Are you familiar with Max Ernst’s collage novels or Gilliam’s animations from Monty Python? What about free jazz, avant garde music and the writings of William Burroughs? The (good) films of David Lynch? Those books from the 90s put out by V.Vale, the REsearch books? You familiar with the æsthetics of early industrial music culture or with the visuals of punk underground collages and photocopy art?

Am I laying this on too thick?

You wanted a statement, an introduction, so a schooling you’re gonna get, son.

Right. We’ve established the basics, so meet The Micturating Angel, the Naked Lunch of comic books! I unashamedly call it a comic, ‘graphic novels’ are for pretentious twats. But its a comic with a fatal flaw: too arty for comic book lovers, too comic booky for art lovers – where do you draw the line?

Why even draw it? (And why even draw a comic in the first place? Why not collage it?)

I grew up in Eastern Europe, pre-Fall-of-Communism, so my background is a little different from yours. I read mostly French comics translated into Magyar, I read nonsense literature from Germany and local writers and science books (never became an astronaut though). Emigration was a grand adventure and high school was a ridiculous shock: all the beauty of learning coupled with everyone hammering a round peg into a square whole.

Squares man. They can be so beautiful when they’re not people.

Like the panels of a comic book. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

In high school I invented surrealist writing – not being aware of its well-established existence. It saved my brain for greater things. Eventually I met some actual surrealists, some actual poets and artists and some actual interesting life.

And here we are today – and I’d like you to meet my children – The Micturating Angels (there’s more than one).

Q: What does “micturating” mean?
A: Pissing.
Q: Wut?
A: It’s all you get.

A surreal collage art-comic series seven years in the making (and counting). Somewhere between 2ooo – 3ooo collages in total, including the guest stars, the Secret Chiefs (guys in charge of this here Cosmos). Unravelling the adventures and sanity levels of young girls against their captive, oppressive world (is this a feminist comic? I don’t know…). Young girls against crappy old men and institutions, religious zealots, ignorance vs. science, freaks!

Drawing on source materials ranging from hardware catalogues to religious imagery to medical illustrations, alchemical instructions, furniture assembly instructions, “dirty” comics, mangas, giallos, and cannibalistic self-re-absorbtions, the Necronomicon (containing not all but most of the sigils of the “Fifty Sacred Names of Marduk”), engineer’s manuals and mathematical formulæ

do you still like comic books?

Then you’ll love this one! Playing with the conventions of comics to create striking visuals, adventures revealed through non-linear story-telling and complete non-sense dialogue – yes, the words are a red herring – The Micturating Angel is a unique comic that will never be understood by anyone – and that makes it an enduring mystery, I hope. (Aren’t questions better than answers? No they’re not. But Bigfoot is more interesting when you DON’T know that it’s just mountain-lion footprints.)

And there it is. My seven year Grand Opus, unlike its predecessors (all the other books I’ve made), and a never to be repeated exercise by me. And I WANT you to enjoy it! I really do, I want you to look beyond the confusion, I want you to stop trying to make sense of it and revel in what it actually IS: an ever-shifting series of nightmares laid out like the storyboard of a Hollywood blockbuster that will never be made.

Welcome aboard. I hope you like THIS comic.

Xtian, 2019

I LOVE your collage work! It is VERY surreal… your comics are great! … Good luck with your project!”
Rev.Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius

“… a very original comic...”
Surrealismo Internacional



Thursday, July 25, 2019

Volume 2 front cover


It is weirder than Vol 1 - and Vol 3 will be even weirder!

Volume 2 - 1o6 pages - 1ooo collages - lulu.com/gadzooxtian 
"I LOVE your collage work! It is VERY surreal... your comics are great!", Rev. Ivan Stang, Church of the Subgenius
"...a very original comic...", Surrealismo Internacional


Volume 2 OUT NOW

Behold! I speak the truth!
(like duuh)
niiiice


Volume 2, that is issues 11-20 out now in one volume at lulu.com/gadzooxtian .
And at only $12(+postage) - it's dirt cheap

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Before the Angel, there was...

... The Spacegirls!

A collage comic from 2007, with images by yours truly, and captions by the very funny Mr.Tim Harris. It is a comic with 8 pages in total, and I'm posting them all on facebook, page-by-glorious-page. Read it HERE . (Opens in new tab/ window.)

Here's page 1 to pique your interest, you Anabaptist, you!


Girls in space - what'll they think of next?

Are we all aware there's a bunch of "girls" on the International Space Station as we speak? They were about to have their first all-female spacewalk too, but alas!, micro-gravity said no... but more importantly - go and read my comic, and follow the Angel on facebook!

Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Off with her head!!!!

The Angel doesn't always win...
But you'll have to wait for Vol 3. to find out more! E.T.A. late 2019.

That will leave a mark...


Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Follow the Angel of Facebook

For behind-the-scenes shennaniganses and other bits and bobs, such as this RIVETING documentary of up-coming adventures of the Angels, hit me up on facebook

Sing along, I dare ya!



Sunday, February 17, 2019

ISSUE #20 (and now I go on a break... sorta)

Okay folks, here's #20, the last one for the season.
It contains a sneak preview of sorts of another Angel who's adventures start in issue #22: Sheri!
This issue also guest stars the High Epopt of the Church of the Subgenius: "BOB" makes a cameo appearance for no good reason at all!
Issues 11 - 20 will be collected in Vol.2, which of course will have some extra material as well.
THEN we'll have issues 21 - ... 30? - not sure of the final number, but close to 30.
Any questions?





to be continued...



to be continued...



to be continued...




I hope you've enjoyed this series, I really do. Thanks for reading. 
If not familiar already, check out Series 1 starting HERE, and please click any/ all the links below and help support this utterly pointless masterpiece.

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to be continued... in JULY???

LIKE The Micturating Angel on facebook: HERE
Follow it on tumblr: HERE
See the Micturating Angel Cartoon: HERE
Buy the book: HERE
T-shirts!!! HERE
Donate me a cup of coffee HERE

Sunday, February 10, 2019

ISSUE #19

To be followed by #20 - and then a break!
So read this one at least 15 times - once by yourself and once to 14 friends!





to be continued...



to be continued...



to be continued...



and don't forget the book of Volume 1 (issues 1 - 10) is OUT NOW:



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to be continued... NEXT WEEK!

LIKE The Micturating Angel on facebook: HERE
Follow it on tumblr: HERE
See the Micturating Angel Cartoon: HERE
Buy the book: HERE
T-shirts!!! HERE
Donate me a cup of coffee HERE

Sunday, February 3, 2019

ISSUE #18

A very special issue indeed!
This project began in 2012, and pages 4 & 5 in this issue were the first pages EVER produced for this project! They've been waiting their turn for seven years! Why is that?

The original stack of comics was all out of order, and at first I thought "who cares, it's not like I'm going for a linear plot"... well, eventually I changed my mind and I'm glad I did. There're still little to no linear plots, but things flow better. I also blotted out all words in these pages (the speech bubbles are actually painted out on the original pages), but eventually decided some words are necessary - even if the words are a red herring. I had no idea what I wanted to do with this project - heck I spent about two years procrastinating how to even start it!

Speaking of starting - here we go!






to be continued...



to be continued...



to be continued...



ALSO: the winner of the "Secret Chiefs Competition" is Mr.Mat Blackwell, who receives a signed copy of The Micturating Angel Vol.1 book. The winning entry:

And ladies - he's single.
(Okay he's not.)

The Angel will end it's current run at issue #20, after which we'll take a break.
Issues 11 - 20 will have their own book, namely Vol.2 .
Everything will be wrapped up later this year with issues 21 - 30 (not sure about the final number of issues - at least 30, maybe a few more).
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to be continued... NEXT WEEK!

LIKE The Micturating Angel on facebook: HERE
Follow it on tumblr: HERE
See the Micturating Angel Cartoon: HERE
Buy the book: HERE
T-shirts!!! HERE
Donate me a cup of coffee HERE

Sunday, January 27, 2019

ISSUE #17

May I introduce to you, the next issue of the mag you've read all these years:
Sgt. Xtian's Micturating Angel .. ummm... club baaaaand!

In this issue: business as usual, EXCEPT: we have some colour on some of these pages, which is an Intertubes exclusive - it ain't gonna be like that in print, y'all!

And if you're reading this on Jan 28: you still have 5 days to enter the COMPETITION (details HERE) and win a signed copy of the book, The Micturating Angel Vol. 1 (check it out HERE).


Now read, ye!















to be continued... NEXT WEEK!

LIKE The Micturating Angel on facebook: HERE
Follow it on tumblr: HERE
See the Micturating Angel Cartoon: HERE
Buy the book: HERE

T-shirts!!! HERE
Buy me a coffee at ko-fi.com/gadzooxtian